Rarely does a week end on such a positive note. Gentlemen's Quarterly (better known to the hoi polloi as
GQ) has designated the fans of the Red Sox as sixth worst in all of sports—ahead of Yankee fans and followers of
'les habitants'. Yeah, right. But take heart, being castigated by effete media elites just flat-out makes our day. What next, the Huffington Post coming down on us? Bring it on, Arianna!