Sox Take Mayor's Cup Lead

The Red Sox forged into the Mayor's Cup lead with a 5-0 drubbing of the Minnesota Twins today at Hammond Stadium. Jon Lester pitched two solid innings, and Jonathan Papelbon worked a clean 5th. With just two tilts remaining, the Sox are well-positioned to take yet another Duck Boat Parade through downtown Fort Myers.

Wow, that's a horrific thought even in jest.